My caption in the current contest:
|"Rhymes with 'schmagon'."|
And now that I've entered I see the contest is open only to people who reside the U.S. or Canada.
Behold my only entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest! (I'll probably keep entering, out of spite. I can declare myself winner every month. Who will care? Or notice?)
Update, April 2 (U.S.): I won!—just as I said I would say. There are three entries you can vote for - the first one, "Your tattoo escaped," is hilarious.