Saturday, July 14, 2012

BREAKING: Scott Brown Picks Mitt Romney as Running Mate

BOSTON - Senator Scott Brown has announced he has chosen Mitt Romney as his running mate in his race for Emperor of Massachusetts and North America.

"I am announcing today that the waiting is over," the senator said at a hastily assembled press briefing. "I have chosen Mitt Romney as my running mate in this campaign. He is the perfect person for...hold on."

The senator abruptly halted the briefing at that point to answer his cell phone.

"Sorry folks," he said after just a few moments, "gotta go. It's the King of Asia—needs my advice."

Romney, a former Massachusetts governor, and currently in the midst of a tough U.S. presidential campaign himself, said he'd think about Brown's offer and get back to us.

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